Would You Remarry

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Would You Remarry

"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"

"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"

"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband.

"Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said.

"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."

"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband.

"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause.

"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.

"I see," said the wife indignantly." And would you let her wear my old clothes?"

"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.

"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"

"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."

"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."

"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed."

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I just found this article when i mistyped google. haha
I just thought of sharing it..

Posted by Deeanne at 5:21:00 PM  
4 comments

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July 2, 2008 at 6:26 PM  
jeflin said...

Great joke, strong punchline in the last sentence.

July 2, 2008 at 10:14 PM  
Hye Munar said...

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July 6, 2008 at 12:47 PM  

haha..that is so funny. That's what she gets for asking to many questions.

July 7, 2008 at 4:13 PM  

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